Author: Ellise Boggs

Wich day does a potato hate Friday

Why did the carrot blush? Because it saw the salad dressing

Why did the farmer plant her field with the sleam rollers? She wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Why do carrots make you see better? It has vita min C

Why did the sailors eat so many carrots? It helps them sea better.

What’s the best vehicle for delivering bacon? A pig-up truck!

Every bed you sleep in Funny version of every breth you take By the police

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