Author: Ellise Boggs

Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.

What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.

What do you call cheese that is NOT yours? Nacho Cheese

What has ears but can’t hear? A corn field

I’M dreaming of a fish tank Christmas. Funny version of A Smokey Mountain Christmas By Dolly Parton

Walter knows a girl who’s young & sweet. Funny version of I Want Candy By: Bow Wow Wow

Jolene want’s candy.Funny version of I want Candy By bow wow wow

Tip: When you are NOT using your phone charger then wrap it up, nice & neet.

John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy.