Category: funny

Your nose can NOT be 12 inches long or else it would be a foot

Question: How did the panda open her mother’s day card? Answer: With her bear hand’s.

Question: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Answer: Because of 7 8 9.

Question: What is Brown and sticky? Answer: A stick

Question: Why did the chicken cross the playground? Answer: To get to the other slide.

Question: How do trees access the Internet? Answer: They log in

Question: Why was the stadium so cool? Answer: It was full of fans.

Question: What is Black and Wite and can fly? Answer: Peter Panda