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Trying to come up with jokes about Star Wars is difficult. Sometimes they seem a bit too forced.

What sound do Yoda’s sheep make? Day go baaaaaaa.

What do you call an over-powered janitorial stormtrooper in the Death Star? A Super Duper Pooper Trooper.

How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? With Ewokie Talkies.

How does Walter unlock the doors in his house? With a fishy key.

How does Chewbacca unlock the doors in his house? He uses a woo-key.

ALL of these star wars jokes that I am posting to my blog are for those people who are big STAR WARS fans like Ellie & her Dad & Southern Grandma are too.

What did Obi-Wan tell Luke when his young apprentice was having a difficult time using chopsticks at the Chinese restaurant? “Use the forks, Luke.”

What do you call an invisible droid? C-through-PO.

Here come more STAR WARS jokes to my blog