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Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.

What position does Darth Vader play in baseball? The Umpire.

What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker? May the floss be with you.

What do you call fish who sing? A fish duet.

What do you call two Han Solos singing together? Han Duet.

What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.

What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!

Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.

What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.