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What time do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn.

I know a lot of jokes about retired people but none of them work!

What do you call a well-balanced horse? Stable.

Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sadder day.

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree? By the bark.

Why do cows have hooves & NOT feet? They lactose.

I have a disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes. my doctor says it’s terminal.

I accidentally dropped my pillow on the floor. I think it has a concushion.

How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.

I can’t take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.