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What type of markets do dogs avoid? Flea markets

What kind of bird always forgets words to songs? A hummingbird.

What kind of bird is always out of breth? A puffin.

What do you call a dog that is good at football? A golden receiver

Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have there own scales.

What kind of song do you give to someone on there birthday?Rapping

What’s brown & sticky? A stick

If the early bird gets the worm, I’ll sleep in until there’s pancakes.

Someone told me that I should write a book. I said, “That’s a novel idea.”