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What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain.

Why are ghosts so bad at lying? Because you can see right through them.

What would bears be without bees? Ears.

What do you call a female magician in the desert? A sand-witch.

A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut.

I told my doctor I heard buzzing in my ear. He said it’s just a bug going around.

What is a tree’s favorite condiment? Branch dressing.

Where do pencils spend their vacation? In Pencil-vania.

What do you call a stormtrooper with diarrhea? A storm pooper.