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Why should you never fart in an Apple Store? Because they don’t have windows.

Why did the cheese thief get caught? He was no gouda.

When fish go on vacation, what is their favorite country to visit? Finland.

Where do pencils come from? Pencil-vania.

What sound does a 747 airplane make when it bounces? Boeing, Boeing, Boeing!

Where do mathteachers go on vacation? Time ssquare

Why does Santa have to keep restarting his computer? Because the screen keeps freezing.

Why was the student’s reportcard wet? Because it was below sea level.

Why don’t oyster’s share their pearl’s? Because they’re shellfish.

ELAQuestion Billy theKid and Dolly both know that it’s not fun to make fun of others. Dad, I know that you don’t ever want to make fun of people either. Write a paragraphdescribing 5 things that are NICE things to do for others. When you’re done,email your answer to your daughter