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Why do golfers hate cake? Because they might get a slice.

My daughter’s fourth birthday was today. When she came to see me, I didn’t recognize her at first. I had never seen her be four.

How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.

I can’t find my “Gone in 60 Seconds” DVD. It was here a minute ago.

Why are elevator jokes so great? They work on many levels.

I don’t get why bakers aren’t wealthier. They make so much dough!

Why did the Invisible Man turn down the job offer? He just couldn’t see himself doing it.

Where do bad rainbows go? Prism. It’s just a light sentence.

My book about clocks finally arrived. It’s about time!

What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.