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I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. Now I have Heinzsight.

Where does a snowman get the weather report? The winternet.

What was the snowman’s favorite song lyrics? “I Want to Ride My Icicle”, by Queen

What falls in the winter but never gets hurt? Snow.

Did you hear about the rude snowman? He didn’t carrot all.

Why can’t a snowman climb up a ladder? Because snow falls.

Here’s a video showing a “fire-breathing shrimp” shooting out a glowing cloud to protect itself (it’s in Japanese so you can ignore the sound): Fire-breathing shrimp

Here is a video about a Flying Fish

Here is a of video showing that: Mudskippers