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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Why did Ellie’s desk top computer need to go to bed? Because it needed to crash to the point where Ellie couldn’t use it any more

How do you cook an alligator? With a croc pot.

Why shouldn’t you tell jokes to ducks? They’ll quack up.

I don’t even care about the jets.

I am just posting about the jets for my mom.

I hope they win

Go Jets Go

What kind of cheese doesn’t belong to you? Nacho cheese.

How does Darth Vader like his chocolate? On the dark side.