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How do you organize a space party? You planet.

What do you call a dog that is good at football? A golden receiver

Why shouldn’t you trust Simba? Because he’s always lion.

What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain.

Why are ghosts so bad at lying? Because you can see right through them.

What would bears be without bees? Ears.

What do you call a female magician in the desert? A sand-witch.

A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut.