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I’m writing a book about glue, but I’m stuck on the first chapter.

I once wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it’s really more of a wrap.

Why was Cinderella bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball!

Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep? It was pasta bedtime

What do you call 26 letters that went for a swim? Alphawetical.

Why should you never fart in an Apple Store? Because they don’t have windows.

Why did the cheese thief get caught? He was no gouda.

When fish go on vacation, what is their favorite country to visit? Finland.

Where do pencils come from? Pencil-vania.

What sound does a 747 airplane make when it bounces? Boeing, Boeing, Boeing!