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Where do mathteachers go on vacation? Time ssquare

Why does Santa have to keep restarting his computer? Because the screen keeps freezing.

Why was the student’s reportcard wet? Because it was below sea level.

Why don’t oyster’s share their pearl’s? Because they’re shellfish.

ELAQuestion Billy theKid and Dolly both know that it’s not fun to make fun of others. Dad, I know that you don’t ever want to make fun of people either. Write a paragraphdescribing 5 things that are NICE things to do for others. When you’re done,email your answer to your daughter  

ELAQuestion Billy theKid and Dolly both know that it’s not fun to make fun of others. Mom, I know that you don’t ever want to make fun of people either. Write a paragraphdescribing 5 things that are NICE things to do for others. When you’re done,email your answer to your daughter  

I like to be NICE to the people that are around me. I don’t want to be mean like Earl was in the second half of the book & the first half of the book. I want to be more like Dolly Parton is. Dolly is now 78 years old. I don’t ever want to…

ELAQuestion Billy theKid and Dolly both know that it’s not fun to make fun of others. Ellie, I knowthat you don’t ever want to make fun of people either. Write a paragraphdescribing 5 things that are NICE things to do for others. When you’re done,email your answer to your parents, put a stamp on your…

Billy the Kid made his way to Nashville, Tennessee to try to become a music star. Mom, you’ve been to Tennessee many times to see Southern Grandma & Uncle Jonathan & to go to Dollywood! Write a paragraph listing three memories you have of Tennessee. When you’re done, email your answer to your daughter, then…

Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears.