Dad joke time

1 minute

In order for there to be a murder of crows there must be probable caws.

Do you know what the Mama Chameleon said to her son on his first day of school?

Don’t worry, you’ll blend right in.

I returned my lizard to the pet store because he wouldn’t stop telling dad jokes.”That’s not a lizard,” the pet store owner said.

“That’s a stand-up chameleon.”

 

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