Frozen mad lib that i put into Southern Grandma’s 7th package

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Meet Marshmallow

This is one Marshmallowthat doesn’t have a HARD, gooey center—except when it comes to protecting QueenMOM. Marshmallow is a giant snow-LAMP bodyguard with a red-hot temper towardany GRANDMA who dares to intrude on the ice palace on top of the HOUSE whereAnna lives. He’s the perfect WALKER for the job because of his ability todisguise himself as snow-covered BOOKS in case unwanted guests arrive. Besidesthe brute strength of his oversize BUM, Marshmallow has the chilling ability toform powerful weapons like spikey IPADS and BEAUTIFUL claws from deadly iceshards. When he gets angry, fangs grow from his ARM. If trespassers comearound, he will get in their faces, blowing icy chunks of CLOUDS from his HEADall over them, freezing them in their tracks and leaving them unable to FART.This makes him a SMELLY fighter—one that even the bravest SHIRT wouldn’t darego head-to-SKULL with, for fear of being left in the cold!

 

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