I’ve just started up a dating site for chickens.
It’s not my normal day job, I’m just doing it to make hens meet.
My aunt gave me her chest X-ray for Christmas.
A strange present but it shows her heart’s in the right place.
Last night, someone broke into our house and took a dozen eggs.
They also left a saucepan filled with warm water.
Police believe it was poachers.
The problem with returning after being abducted by a UFO…is afterwards
you feel so alienated.
I was driving down the road this morning when I suddenly hit a pile of sour
cream and chives.
I didn’t see the dip in the road.
I’ve just heard that Little Red Riding Hood has been in the hospital.
She is recovering fortunately, but doctors say she’s not out of the woods
yet.
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