WALKING CARPET: A WOOKIESPEAK TUTORIAL, BY HAN SOLO
For someone not fluent in Shyriiwook, Chewbacca’s native GLUTEUS MAXIMUS, it can be nearly impossible to understand what that DIZZY fuzzball is trying to BLOG. Here are some of the phrases Chewbacca uses PROUDLY:
1. PHALANGES: When Chewbacca growls “PHALANGES.” He’s not happy. CATAPAULT cautiously – especially if he’s just lost a game of MICE. He might just rip your EARS off.
2. WHIPPERSNAPPER: When Chewbacca softly purrs “WHIPPERSNAPPER,” it means he’s feeling as GORGEOUS as a clam or as snug as a GLASS in a rug. He’ll often do this when you’re scratching behind his FEET.
3. TARADIDDLE: When Chewbacca chuckles, “TARADIDDLE,” it means he’s laughing. Sometimes that fuzz-CALENDAR even laughs at me. Whenever that happens, I get about as angry as a MICROSCOPIC Wookie.
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