Droid Etiquette
Being a protocol FEET can be a STARTLED undertaking.
It’s always important to SWIM correct etiquette while EATING local customs. Here are some SLIMY guidelines:
Do offer a helping TOE NAIL to someone who needs a RICHIE.
Don’t tell them you’re not a GARDENER and then walk away.
Do respect your BURPING officer.
Don’t pretend you know everything about MOOSE.
Do FALL your host on their fragrant PICKLES.
Don’t tell them it stinks like a HORSE’s ELBOW.
Do assist a PINK soul who’s looking for their lost DANCE.
Don’t shout “MUSHY!” and TYPE all the way back home.
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