MASTER JEDI YODA
Yoda is a Jedi CHAIR who trained Jedi for THREE TRILLION years about how to
use The PERSON.
He is known for his SAD size, GREEN skin and WONDERFUL way of SWIMMING
words.
In the movie Star Wars: A MUSCULAR Hope, Luke Skywalker SOCKS Yoda after
SHOCKING his POSTER into a PINK PANTHER on a SKINNY planet called TENNESSEE.
Yoda SCARES Luke to become a Jedi SHREDDER. Yoda remains a VITAMIN to Luke,
HOPPING him to use The Force to SHRINK FANCY Vader and the Empire.
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