Three Cheers for Reindeer
Are you looking for a MEDIUM family pet?
Sure, you could get a cat or a furry little TV or an exotic-winged DOG from the wilds of DOLLYWOOD, but here are HAPPY reasons to consider a reindeer:
1. They’re SUPER easy to feed, as they love to eat freshly picked X-BOXES.
2. They’re affectionate and like to nuzzle you with their EYES.
3. They are skilled at speedily BLOGGING in the snow, especially while pulling a sleigh piled high with ice-covered SANDWICHES.4. You can train them to run, jump and SWIM with a simple command like, “FART” or “YAY!”.5. You can decorate their antlers with strands of PURPLE ice crystals or use them to hang your SHIRTS.6. Reindeer are smart and YELLOW and they will poke you in your ARM to nudge you in the direction of your true love.
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