Famous Invention
The first electric FLAVOUR was invented in 1904 by a MELTED young lady
named ELLIE. She and her brother SANTA ran a small FARMER repair shop, and
in their spare time they studied OFFICES. When they started work on their
invention, everyone said, “RUDE! You’ll never get it off the CAMERA.” But
they build a HUGE model out of old BOOKS and a used PHOTO. The model worked
fine, and in ten minutes it toasted 24 slices of FRUIT SALAD. It also used
up two gallons of CHEESE CRACKERS an hour, and the top turned into a BASKET.
They sold the instructions to a GOOFY rich person for millions of dollars
and lived SPEEDILY ever after.
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