Southern Grandma & Elbow’s Super-Hard Quiz
1. What’s the one item you can’t live without?
E: My rain machine because it helps me sleep.
T: Lots and lots of washcloths. They make quick clean ups easier.
2. What is the best ice cream flavor?
E: Mint Oreos.
T: Moose Tracks.
3. What is one thing you’ll never do again?
E: Eat the kind of fish I don’t like.
T: Go on a cruise.
4. If you could be best friends with a character in any animated show,
which would you choose?
E: Ariel from the animated Little Mermaid. Because I LOVE Ariel so much.
T: Bagheera, the black panther in Jungle Book.
5. If you could be the best in the world at something, what would it be?
E: Singing. Then I could have a duet with Dolly Parton. That would be AWESOME
T: The best botanist I guess. Growing LOTS of different plants.
6. What color would you want to dye your hair that you haven’t?
E: Dark Green.
T: Bright blue.
7. Would you rather spend a day without your computer or without speaking?
E: Without speaking, then I can’t annoy my dad. He would love that.
T: Without speaking, because I could always type any necessary messages.
8. What’s your ideal way to spend your birthday?
E: With family, and eating cake.
T: Quietly goofing off, reading or watching my favorite movies. And food from the Mexican place.
9. Would you rather live underwater or in space?
E: Underwater, so I could be with fish.
T: In space, so I could see new places.
10. What’s your least favorite smell?
E: Skunk.
T: Dead mice.
11. What’s the smallest thing that you’re grateful for?
E: My Robofish. They can travel vs. real fish that can’t.
T: Punctuation marks, because it would be hard to read without periods and commas and such.
12. What is one of your favorite words, and why?
E: Richie, because I like to tease my dad by calling him that a LOT.
T: Appreciate, because it’s a good feeling to be appreciated, and it’s good
that other people know you appreciate them.
13. What’s your favorite piece of clothing you own?
E: My red tee shirt that has Dolly’s face on it.
T: My warm coat so I’m NOT cold when I go outside.
14. What small thing annoys you way more than it should?
E: When my phone is dead at night, because then I can’t see what time it is.
T: Two way light switches are not in the right position.
15. What’s your favorite kind of sandwich?
E: BLT, without the T when I have a cold sore. Then just give me bacon and
lettuce! And bread and cheese!
T: BMT from Subway with spinach and green peppers and sweet onion sauce.
16. If you could change your name (any part of it, or all of it), what
would you change it to & why? “Elbow” is a great answer, by the way!
E: Tiana or Tink or something like that. I like Princess names. But I likethe name my parents gave me and really don’t want to change it.
T: I would change my first name to Tish legally so I don’t have to remember
to use Patricia on legal documents.
17. What is the last song that got stuck in your head?
E: Minnie’s Winter Bow Show because it annoys your dad.
T: I Like to Move It, Move It (and it’s all your dad’s fault for using that in the email he sent)
18. What’s the most beautiful place you’ve ever visited?
E: Dollywood, because you had never been there.
T: Alaska, especially places like Glacier Bay, and whale watching elsewhere.
19. What’s a new ability you wish you could instantly have without any work?
E: How to build a computer without directions.
T: Speaking another language, like Spanish.
20. If you could have any kind of animal as a pet, what would you want?
E: A giraffe, because they’re tall. Or a betta fish because I like them.
T: A dragon, but if I couldn’t have that, how about an elephant or a lion or the biggest Maine Coon cat a person could find. Or how about we justhave a whole zoo and farm full of animals???
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