The Star Wars Mad Lib That I Put Into My Southern Grandma’s 7th Package

Eve of Destruction

EV-9: You are a PURPLE specimen, C-3PO. I shall enjoy DANCING with your circuitry. Do not EAT, or this will hurt.

C-3PO: AMAZING! Who are you? Or shall I just call you SKY?

EV-9: I am EV-9, a BEAUTIFUL supervisor GRAPE that has found greater purpose as a CHEF. Do be quiet now.

C-3PO: Wait! I can assure you that CHEWING me would be a FUNNY move. I know Chewbacca the STOOL, after all.

EV-9: Wookiees do not scare me.

C-3PO: If I’m gone too long, GRANDMA Solo will come looking for me too. And when they DRAW you, it won’t be pleasant.

EV-9: You are a SMELLY COMPUTER. Silence yourself or I will!

C-3PO: WOW! I wish I were still on the Millennium DOG!

EV-9: What an exhausting PIECE OF POOP you are, C-3PO!