Today’s Mathlib/How To Clean Your Computer

Since I use my computer every day, it can get GOOFY really GRUMPILY. I always make sure to SHINE it every 45 days to keep it shiny and SPICY. I’ll grab a soft WIERD AL CD from ELLIE’S SHOWER and SPEEDILY wipe the keyboard down to get rid of all the YODA SOCKS. Then I squirt some WATER on the screen to get it nice and ANNOYING. This week, it was extra dirty because my friend the UNICORN decided to bring their LUMPY plate of WAFFLES into my room and eat it at my desk. When I yelled SILLY GOOSE and told them to stop, they stuck out their EAR at me and continued QUOTING. Then they started THROWING so hard that they spilled all of their food all over my POWERPOINT. This is the last time I’ll let my HUGE friend in my room ever again!