Weather Report
Good evening, ladies and WRITERS. Let’s take a look at the weather picture.
Right now the temperature is 100 MILLION degrees and there are MELTED winds
coming from the west. However, according to a report just received, a HOT
front is moving up from the USA. This LOUDLY moving mass of RUDE air is
headed directly for PARIS and should result in a ROBOTIC pressure area
over ELLIE’S
BEDROOM by early morning. Tomorrow we can expect temperatures in the
LUMPY forties.
Also, it will generally be PRETTY and SHARP with a chance of scattered
BASKETS near the river. If you are going out, be sure and wear your SWIMSUIT
and a heavier MICKEY EARS, just in case.
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